Thursday, November 14, 2013

Just a quick post today

Well, it's day 14 of the blog every day daily blogging challenge.


I've been feeling anxious for a few days. That's okay because I have an all natural anxiety treatment: I call it the "eat everything in the house with special emphasis on foods high in fat, sugar, and salt, while writing snarky things on the internet" anxiety treatment plan.

You can't get this kind of relief from a pill. Surcease of symptoms is short lived so one must administer the treatment hourly to achieve optimal results.

Side effects may include headache, bloating, and loss of friends but it's totally worth it.

It used to be I'd sit down at my typewriter with a pack of smokes and a pot of coffee and write like a crazed crazy person for hours. I was smoking like a toxic fume spewing chimney while plumbing the depths of my anguish and it was cathartic.

But that was years ago. I'm much more careful with my health now.

These days I'm hunkering down with my lap top, my GMO corn chips and greasy cheese, a 2 liter bottle of diet Pepsi and the comment section of the local daily paper on-line.

I've made great strides.

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