I'll be thankful when November is over and I won't need to blog every day. Although I might sign on for December, because despite the fact that blogging is starting to feel masturbatory and not in a good way, at least I'm doing something. But if blog-sturbating in public is the measure of my productivity, perhaps it's time for me to reassess.
Hey. Look. I made up a new word.
I'm fucking Shakespeare.
Now I'm laughing at my own jokes. I immediately feel that deep shame that comes with any sinful activity.