Monday, November 25, 2013

Don't even waste your time reading this shit. Thank you.

I'll be thankful when November is over and I won't need to blog every day. Although I might sign on for December, because despite the fact that blogging is starting to feel masturbatory and not in a good way, at least I'm doing something. But if  blog-sturbating in public is the measure of my productivity, perhaps it's time for me to reassess.

Hey. Look. I made up a new word.

Blog-sturbation, blog-sturbating.

I'm fucking Shakespeare. 

Now I'm laughing at my own jokes. I immediately feel that deep shame that comes with any sinful activity.

Tsk tsk. 

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