I am writing in public. When
writing in public, I use the smallest font I can. I hate the
idea of someone reading over my shoulder. Not that they would, why would they? But what if they did? Horrors.
Inevitably
they would catch a glimpse when I've spelled something wrong, like
GLIMPSE, which I just a moment ago spelled GLIMPS but then I caught the error and fixed it, but what if someone saw that before I noticed the mistake? Would they think I think there is a
singular GLIMP? God forbid.
Out
of context, anything can be embarrassing or damning.
Also,
fruit salad should be cut into smaller bits because eating it in
public alone is sort of gross.
Do
you take the bigger chunks in smaller bites? If you stuff the whole thing in there, you can't chew it and sometimes it gets wedged on the roof of your mouth and the only way to save the day is to pry the food out with your your finger. So then, smaller bites it must be, but what if you're afraid
you'll bite the fork and chip a tooth? That's scary. How about you
just pick the chunk up in your bare hands? Not like you'd feed sugar
cubes to a frickin' pony, but as daintily as possible, between two
fingers for a demure nibble here and there? But perhaps eating fruit chunks with fingers is just
unforgivably tacky and gross no matter how dainty or demure.
Fruit salad grapes are usually icky. I recommend skipping those.
Also
swallowing is loud.
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